' ConsultantBSGenerator example

' Choose random verb, adjective, and noun.  Combine to make a 
' "consultantese" sentence.

Public Class Form1
    Inherits System.Windows.Forms.Form

#Region " Windows Form Designer generated code "

    Public Sub New()
        MyBase.New()

        'This call is required by the Windows Form Designer.
        InitializeComponent()

        'Add any initialization after the InitializeComponent() call

    End Sub

    'Form overrides dispose to clean up the component list.
    Protected Overloads Overrides Sub Dispose(ByVal disposing As Boolean)
        If disposing Then
            If Not (components Is Nothing) Then
                components.Dispose()
            End If
        End If
        MyBase.Dispose(disposing)
    End Sub

    'Required by the Windows Form Designer
    Private components As System.ComponentModel.IContainer

    'NOTE: The following procedure is required by the Windows Form Designer
    'It can be modified using the Windows Form Designer.  
    'Do not modify it using the code editor.
    Friend WithEvents txtOutput As System.Windows.Forms.TextBox
    Friend WithEvents MainMenu1 As System.Windows.Forms.MainMenu
    Friend WithEvents mnuGenerate As System.Windows.Forms.MenuItem
    <System.Diagnostics.DebuggerStepThrough()> Private Sub InitializeComponent()
        Me.txtOutput = New System.Windows.Forms.TextBox
        Me.MainMenu1 = New System.Windows.Forms.MainMenu
        Me.mnuGenerate = New System.Windows.Forms.MenuItem
        Me.SuspendLayout()
        '
        'txtOutput
        '
        Me.txtOutput.BackColor = System.Drawing.Color.White
        Me.txtOutput.Font = New System.Drawing.Font("Microsoft Sans Serif", 9.75!, System.Drawing.FontStyle.Bold, System.Drawing.GraphicsUnit.Point, CType(0, Byte))
        Me.txtOutput.Location = New System.Drawing.Point(24, 16)
        Me.txtOutput.Name = "txtOutput"
        Me.txtOutput.ReadOnly = True
        Me.txtOutput.Size = New System.Drawing.Size(496, 22)
        Me.txtOutput.TabIndex = 0
        Me.txtOutput.Text = ""
        '
        'MainMenu1
        '
        Me.MainMenu1.MenuItems.AddRange(New System.Windows.Forms.MenuItem() {Me.mnuGenerate})
        '
        'mnuGenerate
        '
        Me.mnuGenerate.Index = 0
        Me.mnuGenerate.Text = "Generate Random Sentence"
        '
        'Form1
        '
        Me.AutoScaleBaseSize = New System.Drawing.Size(5, 13)
        Me.ClientSize = New System.Drawing.Size(544, 62)
        Me.Controls.Add(Me.txtOutput)
        Me.Menu = Me.MainMenu1
        Me.Name = "Form1"
        Me.Text = "Consultant BS Generator"
        Me.ResumeLayout(False)

    End Sub

#End Region
    ' Create Random object for generating random numbers.
    Private randomNumberGenerator As New Random

    ' Arrays of words to choose randomly.
    Private verb() As String = {"architect", "e-enable", "facilitate", "harness", _
        "incentivize", "leverage", "optimize", "synergize", "unleach", "whiteboard"}
    Private adjective() As String = {"24/7", "collaborative", "cutting-edge", _
        "collaborative", "dynamic", "end-to-end", "granular", "intuitive", _
        "mission-critical", "plug-and-play", "seamless"}
    Private noun() As String = {"action-items", "applications", "bandwidth", _
        "deliverables", "infrastructures", "markets", "interfaces", _
        "technologies", "schemas", "synergies"}

    ' When menu item is clicked, generate random sentence.
    Private Sub mnuGenerate_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, _
        ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles mnuGenerate.Click

        Dim i, j, k As Integer

        i = randomNumberGenerator.Next(0, 10)
        j = randomNumberGenerator.Next(0, 10)
        k = randomNumberGenerator.Next(0, 10)

        txtOutput.Text = "Our consultants will help you " & _
            verb(i) & " " & adjective(j) & " " & noun(k) & "."
    End Sub


    ' If user tries to resize, set size to original values.
    Private Sub Form1_Resize(ByVal sender As Object, _
        ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles MyBase.Resize

        Me.Size = New Size(544, 112)
    End Sub
End Class