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# Source code for ConsultantBSGenerator

# Randomly pick verb.
n = 1 + rand(9)
if n == 1    
    verb = "architect"
elsif n == 2
    verb = "e-enable"
elsif n == 3
    verb = "facilitate"
elsif n == 4
    verb = "harness"
elsif n == 5
    verb = "incentivize"
elsif n == 6
    verb = "leverage"
elsif n == 7
    verb = "optimize"
elsif n == 8
    verb = "synergize"
elsif n == 9
    verb = "unleash"
else
    verb = "whiteboard"
end

# Randomly pick adjective.
n = 1 + rand(9)
if n == 1
    adjective = "24/7"
elsif n == 2
    adjective = "collaborative"
elsif n == 3
    adjective = "cutting-edge"
elsif n == 4
    adjective = "dynamic"
elsif n == 5
    adjective = "end-to-end"
elsif n == 6
    adjective = "granular"
elsif n == 7
    adjective = "intuitive"
elsif n == 8
    adjective = "mission-critical"
elsif n == 9
    adjective = "plug-and-play"
else
    adjective = "seamless"
end

# Randomly pick noun.
n = 1 + rand(9)
if n == 1
    noun = "action-items"
elsif n == 2
    noun = "applications"
elsif n == 3
    noun = "bandwidth"
elsif n == 4
    noun = "deliverables"
elsif n == 5
    noun = "infrastructures"
elsif n == 6
    noun = "markets"
elsif n == 7
    noun = "niches"
elsif n == 8
    noun = "plug-and-play"
elsif n == 9
    noun = "schemas"
else
    noun = "synergies"
end

# Assemble sentence.
puts "Our consultants can help your company " +
    verb + " " + adjective + " " + noun + "."