On a crisp, clear morning in Dairy Town, USA, Farmer Bob Brown was going about his daily chores with a spring
in his step and a song in his rustic heart ... that is, until he saw his barn. Graffiti had been sprayed all
over the barn, with slogans such as "Pasteurize This!" visible from hundreds of yards away.
Farmer Brown immediately knew the culprit. His prized dairy cow had gone, in his words, "plum crazy," and had been acting strangely for several weeks. With a look of steely determination, Farmer Brown entered the barn to milk the renegade cow. He didn't know that this would be the last time.
When the cow felt the cold, hard metal of the milking machine on its flesh, it unleashed a blood curdling "primal moo," the likes of which the farmer had never heard. The batty bovine then illogically rose up on its hind legs and menaced Farmer Brown with a pitchfork. After a few tense moments, the cow burst through the side of the barn and took off for the hills. Since then, the Raging Cow has been spotted across the nation, spreading a message that boring dairy drinks are no longer good enough, and inspiring renegade dairies to produce milk gone wild.